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Inside the mind of a master procrastinator | Tim Urban | TED
by TED
- Length
- 14:03
- Words
- 2,277
- Chapters
- 8
- Captions
- English
AI summary
Tim Urban explains procrastination with three characters: a Rational Decision-Maker, an Instant Gratification Monkey that grabs the wheel, and a Panic Monster that only wakes up near a deadline. Deadlines eventually force the work, but procrastination with no deadline (health, relationships, starting a career) never triggers the Panic Monster, and that is the kind that quietly causes long-term regret.
Key points
- The Instant Gratification Monkey only cares about what is easy and fun right now.
- The Panic Monster wakes up when a deadline gets close, which is why last-minute work gets done.
- Procrastination with no deadline is the dangerous kind: nothing ever forces you to start.
- Everyone is procrastinating on something; the Life Calendar shows how few weeks there are.
Chapters
- The 90-page senior thesis
Two all-nighters and a paper handed in at the last second.
- Inside a procrastinator's brain
The Rational Decision-Maker and the Instant Gratification Monkey.
- The Dark Playground
Easy, fun time that is full of guilt and dread.
- The Panic Monster
Deadlines and public embarrassment scare the Monkey away.
- Procrastinating on this TED Talk
How the talk itself got written.
- Thousands of emails
Readers describe what procrastination has cost them.
- When there is no deadline
Long-term procrastination that the Panic Monster never stops.
- The Life Calendar
One box per week of a 90-year life.
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Transcript
- So in college,
- I was a government major,
- which means I had to write a lot of papers.
- Now, when a normal student writes a paper,
- they might spread the work out a little like this.
- So, you know --
- (Laughter)
- you get started maybe a little slowly,
- but you get enough done in the first week
- that, with some heavier days later on,
- everything gets done, things stay civil.
- (Laughter)
- And I would want to do that like that.
- That would be the plan.
- I would have it all ready to go,
- but then, actually, the paper would come along,
- and then I would kind of do this.
- (Laughter)
- And that would happen every single paper.
- But then came my 90-page senior thesis,
- a paper you're supposed to spend a year on.
- And I knew for a paper like that, my normal work flow was not an option.
- It was way too big a project.
- So I planned things out,
- and I decided I kind of had to go something like this.
- This is how the year would go.
- So I'd start off light,
- and I'd bump it up in the middle months,
- and then at the end, I would kick it up into high gear
- just like a little staircase.
- How hard could it be to walk up the stairs?
- No big deal, right?
- But then, the funniest thing happened.
- Those first few months?
- They came and went,
- and I couldn't quite do stuff.
- So we had an awesome new revised plan.
- (Laughter)
- And then --
- (Laughter)
- But then those middle months actually went by,
- and I didn't really write words,
- and so we were here.
- And then two months turned into one month,
- which turned into two weeks.
- And one day I woke up
- with three days until the deadline,
- still not having written a word,
- and so I did the only thing I could:
- I wrote 90 pages over 72 hours,
- pulling not one but two all-nighters --
- humans are not supposed to pull two all-nighters --
- sprinted across campus,
- dove in slow motion,
- and got it in just at the deadline.
- I thought that was the end of everything.
- But a week later I get a call,
- and it's the school.
- And they say, "Is this Tim Urban?"
- And I say, "Yeah."
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